🛠️ juqBot Patch Notes
September 2025
In regard of the recent events
I’ll keep this clear.
I don’t like drama. I value honesty. Most people do it’s natural unless you’re a psychopath or stuck in some childish behaviors. I also don’t like react content, I don’t care much for IRL content either. So why the hell did I end up watching a guy that’s mostly both? I don’t know. But it was entertaining for a while.
That said, I also don’t care about internet drama. These are two grown ass adults I don’t give a fuck about he saids and she saids. Matter of fact if juqBot didn’t exist I wouldn’t be typing all this bullshit, I say this with zero parasocial attachment I don’t like parasocial dynamics. Tenzin is not my friend, and he’s not yours either. That fact doesn’t change that he is a cheater and what I despise most are cheaters. If someone in my circle is outed as one, I cut ties immediately. Simple as. It should be even simpler with Tenzin, since he was never a friend to begin with, and it is.
But with juqbot, the situation is more complicated. It’s a product that I made for chat, I don’t want to be that guy that ruins the fun for others, so I’m leaving it running for now. But running it still means I’m indirectly supporting Tenzin, and I don’t want to do that anymore. That leaves me in a strange place. I doubt I’ll make anything connected or related to him again. It just feels tainted now.
So here’s the state of things: the bot is stable and working. Don’t expect new features. If I ever take it down, the stats will probably stay frozen on this site forever until Cloudflare implodes or something.
Now, to Tenzin directly: You’re 30 years old, acting like a brainless teenager who just discovered sex. No regard for ethics. No regard for your girl. No regard for your community. Grow up.
August 2025
New Commands
!juqies!bj!bjwins
Optimizations
- Big behind the scene revamp the bot is much more modular now.
June 2025
New Commands
!seen!lmsg!rmsg!smsg!rclip!stats!ai!mood!poke!logs
Command Updates
!tspinA lot of emotes added.!orderis now tracked and has much more exciting results.!pokenow accepts up to 2 messages. If a third is added, the oldest one is automatically removed.!hesaidhas been improved it now works even if there’s a space at the end, and it can catch variations of words more intelligently. It’s much more flexible and forgiving now.
Miscellaneous
- juqBot should rejoin auto if banned (please avoid banning it regardless)
- Optimized the backend A LOT everything should feel more snappy.
- Website revamp.
- New quotes, total: 114.
- New domain name DUBLOO gremmies_ and juunnnnnnnnnnnnnas đź«¶
May 2025
New Commands
!touchgrass!spinwins!fishwins
Command Updates
!spinis now tracked.!tspinand!hesaidoptimized for speed.
Miscellaneous
- More quotes added to
!hesaid. - Huge update to the server more reliable now.
- Backend update everything is much cleaner (still needs some extra work).
April 2025
New Commands
!lockedin!tspinodds
Command Updates
!tspinwinsnow tracks and displays user win history.!tspinleaderboard added.!hesaidreturns a random quote if no keyword is provided.
Optimizations
- Performance improvements to most core commands.
Miscellaneous
- Most
!hesaidquotes now include source links. - New quotes, total: 74.
- New website launched.